so this guy comes home from the bar drunk with a duck under his arm. As he's sneaking into the house when his wife wakes up and comes into the kitchen screaming her head off at him.
"you drunk son of a bitch, what do you have to say for yourself?" she yells.
"you see... this here is the pig i been fucking for the last six months." he retorts.
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so this guy comes home from the bar drunk with a duck under his arm. As he's sneaking into the house when his wife wakes up and comes into the kitchen screaming her head off at him.
"you drunk son of a bitch, what do you have to say for yourself?" she yells.
"you see... this here is the pig i been fucking for the last six months." he retorts.
"thats not a pig, thats a duck you moron!"
he replies, "I know! I was talking to the duck!"
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