Church of Choppers Blog

Im not encased in metal


And I do not watch TV


I like my motorcycle


Because it helps me to feel free


The highways and byways are overrun


With Acura gangster clones


And soccer moms in S.U.V.s


Who are talking on the phone


Fuck the world!


Forever two wheels!


To all the crazy drivers


whipping in and out of lanes


start using your turn signals


or suck my lock and chain


Your cars all over the road


Youve got alcohol on your breath


It gets me homicidal


Because for me its life and death


Fuck the world!


Forever two wheels!


You drive like a simp


And you think youre a pimp


In your climate controlled cage


Ive got hostile envy and it sets me in a rage


Youd better hope I dont survive


If you get me in a crash

Cuz Im looking to kill you


And they call me scooter trash


Fuck the world!


Forever two wheels!