June 7, 2008

During one of my visits to S&S Cycle in La Crosse, WI, I seen this Mennonite or maybe Amish guy at the bar. Believe it or not, he was checking out chicks like crazy. Totally staring at their asses, trying to start conversations. People were pretty cool with him.
I seen him going up to random people later asking "do you have an automobile? I would like a ride to my home." What a trip. I ain't ever seen one of these kinda dudes before, especially where I'm from.

7 comments:

goose said...

i buy leather supplies from these guys. since they dont believe in cars and fax machines and stuff, they make friends with regular people in nearby towns and work out deals where these people handle all the faxing and such. one time i went to a leather supply trade show in miami and there was a whole gaggle of those guys and one dude that had to drive them there from PA. they sell all kinds of machinery thats been converted to "pedal power" and set free of any electric motors...

Jet City Jughead said...

They make real nice furniture and build a mean barn too. Tons of them where I grew up in upstate NY...Amish.

Anonymous said...

A bunch of their punk kids got busted with a meth lab in southern Iowa by Bloomfield.

Anonymous said...

Amish the other posts with righteous motorcycles and loose moraled women

Nads said...

Watch out for anyone with a long beard.

Anonymous said...

Amish and asses that almost rymes...

Anonymous said...

I was at a bar in San Diego once at Street Scene, and this old hammered Amish dude with 1 arm was totally hitting on me. Completely freaked me out until a scary lesbian chick came over and started hitting on me too! Yikes!!! Oh ya, the Amish dude had his horse and buggy parked out front. It was rad!