(Does anyone ever catch my Afrika Bambaataa references or what?)

La Cabanita's curbside taco stand, corner of 7th & Pine.
8pm to 1am. Downtown Long Beach.
We risk our bellies for your culinary reading delights.

We risk our bellies for your culinary reading delights.
Soon as I saw the menu, I could tell that this was absolutely NOT an L&L Hawaiian BBQ chain in disguise (which happens a lot in Hawaii and in CA). It's easy to tell though.
The place just opened so we were the first patrons of the day.
Big local guy was working the place all by himself.
So we ordered two steaks and a spam musubi for appetizer. Breakfast of Champions.
Hala! da steaks stey on fire!
Our steaks arrived and it looked fucking good.
To me, this is what a good steak can look like. I just know it's going to be good and it was. It definitely had a little seasoning on it, probably some chunky Hawaiian Salt on it too. Big scoop rice and a scoop of the Mac Daddy (AKA mac salad). I'm stoked I took his advice.
I have proof of how good it all was:
Homestyle Hawaiian
But I could only have it on one condition, he said. I had to arm wrestle Rusty for it.
Check my game face. Check the booster under my elbow!
Rusty is 6'8", 280lbs with 20" guns. I'm half that but he's got nothing on me! and of course I won! Can't wait to get my smoker home!
What's the rectangular pieces? Spam. Threw some left over pieces in there and let them marinate too. Soo good. Spam has been my biggest trick for all my 'mainland' friends.
Whatever concoction I bring it in to parties or pot lucks, I always get a "you brought what?" Funny thing is, it's the first thing to disappear every single time. Fancy pants L.A parties to backyard barbecues. There's a right way to make it though.
But this post isn't about Spam. This is about my glorious kalbi short ribs. Oh, I added 6 minced cloves of garlic to the 2-day marinade too.
I had talked to many taco-eaters since I've lived here in Southern CA and they all say "I don't eat that shit, holmes." I don't know a single person who's actually ever tried it. I seen it on the menu at Taco Loco #3 down the street from me. Every time I went there, they never had any. I kept asking and one day they had it. So guess what? Of course I got it.
I hate to say it tasted like chicken but fuck, it did. It tasted like chicken-flavored tofu actually. It wasn't that good... I probably wouldn't order it again. But I ate that whole taco though. Insane in the membrane - insane in the brain!
When we got to the door, Jose was all sketched out. "I dunno holmes, this place is eeemmmpty..." I said fuck it, let's check it out anyway.
We had called Brawny when we were on our way but it was kinda late and he was already done for the night. He works a lot so we didn't give him shit. We know he's tired.
And well, we took a while. Had to look at everything that was offered on the menu. Couldn't decide on what else to get besides chicharrones. Jose was trying to feel the place out, too.
We started out with drinks. Senor Jose had the Modelo. I treated myself with a nice Sidral Mundet (apple soda).
Have to admit the place creeped us out. It had bad/weird lighting and it was pretty empty... except for the four big Mexican girls sitting in the corner. They kept their eyes on us the whole time. Either they wanted to take our wallets or molest us, we didn't want to know.
Started out with the complimentary chips and salsa roja and pico de gallo, which were pretty good. I mean they were good enough that we needed seconds.
I had two carnitas tacos but had them gringo style with hard shell. Usually the hard shell isn't offered, so when I see it I'll get it once in a while. They were good, yeah, but it was just back up. I was here for something else...
We split a half order of chicken nachos. It was bunk. Couldn't even finish half of it. Don't even know why I said we should get it. Blurted it out. Ah, what the fuck.
Jose had two carnitas tacos too, standard soft shell. He loved them and said that they were done well.
And here's what I came for. Taco de Chicharrones. Oh my god it was good. Absolutely NOT your usual chicharrones, which is just fried fat or fried skin in a chile verde sauce. Noo, no. This was pork belly style chicharrones, with cripsy & crunchy skin, a little fat, and solid little chunks of meat. It was so choice. Maybe even one of the best tacos I've had so far in my life in CA.
Oh, did I mention that the chicharrones taco was good? Fuck. I should've just gotten ALL chicharrones tacos. Next time I will (and I have!).
Satisfied with our new spot, we headed home. It was a school night and it was already past 10pm. Had to get home, tend to our lovely ladies and get some sleep.
We've actually been back to this spot twice already and we'll see Casa Sanchez #4 again soon. Until next time... life's too short for burgers & fries!
Our waiter saw my camera and actually insisted he take our photo. Rille of Sinners Sweden was in town, so was our good friend Yorgen. Oh, rare photo of yours truly in there too.
The Hater loves Roscoe's and most people do. But he loves this place so much, he orders a whole chicken PLUS sides. Why? Because he can. I shit you not.
I got one of the combos I've had before. Breast, candied yams, greens and cornbread... that's it? Come on now! I had a thigh coming too, courtesy of our waiter who hooked it up.
Rille went for a Chicken Omelet. He ended up having a piece of chicken on the side too. Those Swedes drank beer like water, any time of the day. Not because they were on vacation - just because they can!
CantStayJose had a waffle plus three wings. Good choice as well. Think he ordered another piece too.
American beer is like water! I think that's what Yorgen said. Fuck, probably so. I don't know, cause I don't drink it. He went deep, too. Yorgen had half a chicken plus waffles.
Dave had a waffle and a breast. When Dave comes to Roscoe's he always gets a waffle and a breast. Did ever I mention that every time he comes here, he gets a waffle and a breast?
Mark had a waffle, breast and a biscuit. I never had the biscuit. I need the biscuit!
Then silence across the table. No more horsing around - must... eat! I can't believe I got up and took this photo.
And this is what happens to the whole chicken that The Hater had. Pile of bones.
Hollywood, Pasadena, Los Angeles or Long Beach, don't miss out on Roscoe's.
There's always something good to eat at a farmers market. And according to the sign, this place claimed to have a good hot dog. I love hot dogs. I love them from carts, from stands, off my grill, I just really dig hot dogs.
I went in to investigate.
Bacon wrapped, regular or sausage dog.
I asked her to give me what she thought was the best one. Bacon wrapped hot dog on a tortilla was the lady's suggestion.
Of course I had it with everything on it. Onions, peppers, mayo, mustard, cheese.
It was good. Not sure if it was really the best hot dog in all of downtown L.A, but it sure was good. Maybe on a bun next time.